Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 10, 1989
Transcript:
Luann: Bernice, how many love letters have you written to Derek in the nine months he's been gone? Bernice: 94 Luann: And he sent you one postcard. How romantic. Bernice: And a very nice Christmas card. One of those kinds with silver snow flecks on it. Luann: oh! well I Guess that's equal to 94 love letters. Bernice: Luann, those cards cost about two dollars.
Now their positions are reversed. Bernice is usually the more pragmatic one, rolling her eyes at Luann’s obsession with Aaron, and now Luann’s the one pointing out the obvious, that Derek barely knows Bernice exists.