Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 05, 1990
Transcript:
Brad: Let's see...who should save the universe today: Captain America" Green Hornet? Xmen? Fantastic four? The avengers? Thor? Hulk? Nth man? Justice league? Teen titans? Superman? Batman? Tick? Wonderwoman? wolverine? Groo? Brad: Hey, guys! Spider man? Look! A mortal has penetrated our world. Brad: I only appear mortal, spidey in truth, I am bradman, the ultimate superhero! Woman: Flab man? Turtle: Superhero?! That's a good one! Where's your eyecatching costume? Your unique identity? You're way too ordinary! Brad: ha! I poohpooh such gimmicks! For my powers alone inspire awe! Powers? Brad: I, Bradman, possess the combined abilities of all comic book heroes, multiplied 50 times!! In all the universe, there is no power superior to- Brad! I told you to clean your room! Now get to it!! Spiderman: Who's that? Brad: "Mom person" A superior power. Mom: And vacuum!!! Brad: Okay!!!
I’d have liked to see Luann burn Brad’s comic books as a result of him bullying her for thirteen years!