Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 23, 1990
Transcript:
Luann: Today at school I saw the girl next door cozying up to Dick Lafave. Brad: Diane?!! With Lafave?!? Why him??! Luann: Why? Maybe 'cuz he's a major hunk with beautiful hair and killer eyes and a mustache and a great bod and a new miata. Brad: Well, jeez! If that's what she wants, why didn't she tell me?!? Brad: I can grow a mustache!! Luann: Big whoop. Let's see you grow a Miata.
I remember when I was younger, I would insult people by going, “You are such a (their name here)!” That wouldn’t work out so well in this case.