Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 30, 1990
Transcript:
Luann: Mem-o-rees, like the dada something da. Luann: You know what always happens to me at the end of the year? Bernice: You get pimples from all the Christmas candy? Luann: Every year at this time, I get nostalgic. I start thinkin' about all the bright memories I've collected through the years... Bernice: You have bright memories? Luann: Yeah! like in the Fall of '86 when I helped Delta win the election for class president. Bernice: Luann, you almost helped her lose. Delta: Luann, I was joking about the movie-pizza thing! There's no way I can promise that! Luann: Then there was the time Aaron Hill invited me to his party! Bernice: Right, like he personally singled you out... Luann: Look!! Luann: How 'bout when we got our ears pierced? Bernice: As I recall that wasn't a glorious experience Luann: So, what do you all think of my new pierced earrings? Brad: You look like you have map pins stuck in your ears. Luann: And, Bernice, can we ever forget Derek? Bernice: We're trying... Bernice: Derek, you've got marijuana hidden in my locker! You've been using me!! Luann: Remember the school swim party in June '89? That was fun! Bernice: You didn't think so at the time. Knute: Bombs away!!! Luann: Andin November of '89 I went on my first date! Bernice: Yup-with (bluck) Gunther Gunther: ...What if I have B.O? Luann: Something wrong? Luann: Well, thank you , Bernice. You've managed to turn every one of my bright memories into icky depressing ones! Bernice: Speaking of which you forgot to mention your braces.
No offense, but Bernice was 13 at that age. you calling her a cutie is really creepy and inappropriate