Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 29, 1991
Transcript:
Luann: Miss Phelps, I figured out why I do so crummy in school. It's 'cuz I'm left handed. Luann: See, all those desks with the armrest tops are right handed so are the pencil sharpeners and the scissors. Even the drinking fountains are right handed. Miss Phelps: Luann, if the school is so hard for lefties, why do so many make honor roll? Luann: I guess they're just not as perceptive as I am.
…Probably explains why my handwriting looks like it was done by squirrels dipped in ink