Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 07, 1996

Transcript:

Bernice and Luann are doing some cosmetic and toiletry shopping. Luann is looking at a bottle and reports, "This hair gel says, 'holds firm and moves free.' How can that be?" Bernice says, "I dunno. How can makeup be a 'liquid powder'?" Bernice says, "And what's 'invisible cover-up' mean?" Luann looks at another bottle and says, "Here's a contradiction for you: 'Tough yet gentle! Soothes and invigorates!'" Bernice finds another that says, "Ah, but here is the winner: sexy innocence'." Luann says, "This is why women are so confused."