Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 22, 1996
Transcript:
Luann and Delta are shopping. Salesperson asks, "May I help you ladies?" Luann says, "Yes. We're looking for a back to school outfit." Delta says, "Nothing too vogue or retro or punk." Luann continues, "We want something that's eye-catching but not show-offy, comfy but not sloppy, high quality but cheap." Delta adds, "Plus cute but not cutesy, and feminine but not wimpy." Woman thinks and says, "Well.." Luann says, "In lime green." Delta remarks, "And we'll need matching shoes."
If that woman can come up that outfit, she deserves a medal!