Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 12, 1996
Transcript:
At Delta's locker, Delta notices, "Luann! These goes Aaron Hill! Say hi!" Luann gags. Luann starts to look sick and says, "My mouth just went dry! My stomach's all quesy.. My heart's gonna explode.." Delta says, "You gotta wonder: If God wanted men and women to get together, why'd she make it so difficult?" Luann grabs her neck as if she is choking. She whispers, "I... I can't breathe..
God is a she?Wow…maybe six years of avoiding church has been too long, cause I sure dont remember that!