Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 03, 1997
Transcript:
Luann, frantic, goes up to Bernice, who is at her locker, and says, "I'm in a major quagmire, Bernice!" Bernice replies, "Oooo! I love a quagmire." Luann happily says, "As you know, I gave Aaron Hill the scroll." Bernice remarks, "And he loved it." Luann exclaims, "He kissed me!" Bernice comments, "You were mental for a week." Luann remarks, "Right." Luann explains, "But now, Gunther asked me to the dance. And he wants me to choose, once and for all, him or Aaron Hill!" Bernice remarks, "Luann, you worship Aaron. I fail to see the quagmire here." Luann realizes, "I..I guess I also care for Gunther.." Bernice says, "Okay. Now I see it.
OH. MEH. CRAP.