Luann by Greg Evans for September 08, 2001
"Today's International Literacy Day." "Good. There's WAY too much litter." "Oh, wait. ILLiteracy is when pets get fixed to not have litters. So literacy.." "Brad, illiteracy is when a person can't read or write. Literacy day is about helping those people, see?" "If a person can't read, how're they supposed to know it's literacy day?"