Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 29, 2002
Transcript:
"This whole Gunther/Tiffany thing really fires me." "I'm mad 'cuz Tiff's using Gunther, upset that he asked her out, jealous that he didn't ask ME out - even though I don't really want him to.." "I'm so confused, so conflicted.." "Today's episode of 'The Lives of Luann' has been sponsored by Arrid Extra Dry.'"
Luann is being a dog in the manger. Or, as we say in Spain, the gardener’s dog, who doesn’t eat nor let others eat"