Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 20, 2003

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"My advice? Stop chasing Aaron. Make him chase you. Guys are all about conquering." "Yeah. 'Cept Aaron's all about conquering Tiffany." "'Cuz she flirts and flashes and flutters around, pretending she doesn't notice him, right?" "Yes!! While I'M sitting right NEXT to him!" "Duh. That's what I'm sayin'. To get close to Aaron, you gotta get far away." "Somehow, your moronic advice actually makes sense."