Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 11, 2004

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"I'm going to lose 20 punds effortlessly. My fat cells will shrink, my muscles will be toned and I'll have an awesone figure in just two weeks." "I'll curb my appetite, cure my colds, correct my personality and cultivate my sexiness. I'll get any guy I want and have a long, romantic relationship thanks to 50 beauty secrets and dozens of quick n' easy recipes and simple table-setting ideas." "I'll gain health, happiness and energy by eating scientifically proven foods. I'll discover the perfect hairstyle, wardrobe, makeup and vacation hotspot." "All that just by reading this ONE magazine!!" "I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or stupid."