Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 11, 2007
Transcript:
"And that's my report on <u>The Old Man and the Sea</u>" "Thank you, Luann. Tiffany, you're up" "How many of you know how to put on eye shadow <i>before</i> your foundation? Or to spritz perfume into your hair conditioner? Also, red lipcolor is in shimmery makeup is hot, hair jewelry is <i>the</i> acces--" "<I>Tiffany!</i> What book is this?!" "<I>Glitz's</i> spring glamour issue" "A magazine is not a book!" "Luann? How long is your book?" "Um - 92 pages" "427 pages, plus nine fragrance samples" SPLAB!
That was always one of my pet peeves in school, that you had to read something the schoolboard approved, even if you found it totally uninteresting; let Tiff report on her magazine, at least it proves that the Bimbo CAN read.