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TJ: "Toni's apartment is tiny. She'll move here, right?"
Brad: "I dunno, TJ. We haven't even set a wedding date yet"
Brad: "Hey, maybe you and Toni can just swap places"
TJ: "What, you'd trade me for her? Can she even cook?"
Brad: "Who cares?"
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?