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Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 17, 2003
August 16, 2003
August 18, 2003
Transcript:
Customer: Hmmm... what kinds of salad dressings do you have? Elvin: Let me check... okay, we have freedom, patriot, stars & stripes, god bless america, and ranch. Customer: What are those?! The only one I've heard of is ranch! Elvin: Lucky Cow has purged its menu of anything that sounds foreign... these used to be french, italian, russian, and bleu cheese. Customer: How do I know which is which? Elvin: Well, I think stars and stripes might be italian... Customer: Look, never ming, I'll just have a hamburger. Elvin: You mean a liberty patty?
