Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for September 07, 2003
Clare: You know, scientists estimate that there are 70 sextillion stars in the visible universe... more than all the grains of sand on all the beaches and deserts! And those are just the ones we can see with our best telescopes. Each of those 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars could have its own solar system--even its own earthlike planet. It makes you realize how petty and insignificant our worldly concerns are. Certainly how petty and insignificant a clean men's room is. Elvin: Quit stalling, Clare... here's a fresh box of urinal cakes.