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Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for November 30, 2003
Clare: People say I avoid work, but have you noticed I'm the only one who bothers to water the plants? They're like my children... I talk to them, make sure they're doing okay... Hi, Patricia! You look thirsty. I'm their lifeblood. Without me, they'd shrivel up and die! They can thanks me for being so lush and healthy. I guess I just have a green thumb. Leticia: Why haven't you told her the plants are fake? Gary: I just don't have the heart. Clare: That's it, Henry... drink up.