Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for April 25, 2004

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Elvin: Let's go, Clare...back to work. Clare: On my break. I started a new religion, the religion of Clare-ity! Elvin: Congratulations. Now back to work. Clare: Oh, but I can't, Elvin...we Claritans believe that cows should run wild...so I can't cook them! And we don't believe in harming microorganisms, so that rules out cleaning, too. Elvin: Fine...then work the register. Clare: Er...what day is it? Elvin: Thursday. Clare: What do you know? That's our Sabbath! Elvin: I hope Claritans also take a vow of poverty, 'cause you ain't gettin' paid today. Clare: Religious persecution! Call the A.C.L.U!