Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for July 25, 2004

Transcript:

Elvin: Let's move it, Clare. Yesterday you said you'd clean the grease traps today. Clare: Elvin, if, in fact, that occured, that was "Yesterday Clare" who said that. I can't be held responsible for anything she allegedly promised. Between yesterday and today, this body has lost 10 billion cells, and 10 billion new ones were born. I'm a completely different person than I was yesterday! So you see, I can't be accountable for anything "Yesterday Clare" or "Last Week Clare" might have done or said. Elvin: Oh dear, that's too bad...because I have a paycheck here for "Last Week Clare" that I'll have to throw away. Clare: I can deliver it to her!