Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 01, 2004
Clare: She was a good cow with a good heart...She loved to frolick in the pastures and loved the feel of wet grass between her hooves...She wanted nothing more than to quietly raise her young and teach them how to be good cows. But, alas, it will not be... Okay, eulogy's over...here's your burger! Customer: Uh...keep it. I'll just take the fries. Clare: I've made one burger last through nine customers.