Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 29, 2004
August 28, 2004
August 30, 2004
Transcript:
Elvin: Aw, Clare! You're soaking your feet in the ice machine?! How can you be so selfish? Clare: We're all selfish, Elvin...everything we do is self-serving. Even supposedly selfless acts, we do because they feel good! Boy Scout: (Oh yeah...feel the rush!) Clare: We only refrain from "bad" things when there's a threat of punishment. Elvin: Fine. Unless you start serving customers now. I'm docking you a week's pay. Clare: Hello? I just said we're all self-serving! Neil: My drink tastes funny.
