Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 15, 2005
Patty: Hi, I'm Patty. Some health food nuts say Lucky Cow food "makes people fat" and "is a leading cause of coronary heart disease." Some even want to make it against the law to sell fast food! Well, that would just force people to get their fast food illegally. Man: You want fries with that? Policeman: Potatoes? Lard? Ketchup? That's fast food paraphernalia, boy! Father: Son? What's that smell? What are you doing in there? Son: Quick, dude! Wipe up the grease! If we outlaw fries, then only outlaws will have fries.