Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for December 10, 2006
Clare: Thanks so much for coming to Lucky Cow! Come back anytime! Really, I mean it! Leticia: Clare, you're doing it, you know. Clare: Er... doing what, Leticia? Leticia: You're being overly friendly to black people. Clare: I - I am? Leticia: I mean, it's a common thing... you want to show us that you're one of the "good white people". Woman: Hello! Excuse me? Leticia: But, in doing that, you don't let us see the REAL Clare. Clare: Yeah, but - Woman: Excuse me? Miss! Clar: What?! Can't you see I'm having a conversation here?! Leticia: See? Now that was the real Clare! We found the tastiest cow in America... and CLONED her! That's why our burgers always taste the same... because they all have the same DNA!