Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for December 21, 2015
Wife: Are you going to spend some time with me? Husband: No! That would make me too happy. Husband: And when I'm happy life just lies by. As long as I'm depressed and in this hole time will not pass. Wife: Come on sweetie that's crazy. Time doesn't work that way, it just feels like it. Come out. Husband: Fine. Both: Shit.