Maintaining by Nate Creekmore for March 02, 2008
March 01, 2008
March 03, 2008
Transcript:
God: Behold, young Marcus! I shall give him great ambition, but mediocre ability! Ganesh: I shall grant him a poor memory, dooming him to repeat the same mistakes again and again! Thor: I shall fill him with questions, yet give no answers! Isis: I shall surround him with beautiful girls, but give him no game at all! HA HA HA HA HA! Marcus: I'm telling you, Anton, the gods are laughing at me. Anton: Have you considered animal sacrifice?
