Matt Bors for October 03, 2007

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PNAC Products for a New American Century Is your cell phone embarrassingly PLUMP? Large enough to be FOUND when lost? Woman: I'd have better luck trying to wield a BROADSWORD! Need a phone that slips effortlessly into your fifth pocket? Man: Like you WOULDN'T BEE-LIEVE! Finally, technology has caught up with your REASONABLE needs. Introducing the RZR. The cutting-edge phone that allows you to talk, text, shave, fight, and snap brilliant color photos...all in one SLEEK PACKAGE! Flip version coming soon. Actual size Side view Fits unobtrusively in your cheek to go wherever YOU GO. Great for prison terms! PTOO! 6758: Yo! RZR Any thinner, we'd be splitting atoms!