Matt Bors for December 21, 2007

Transcript:

On The Campaign Trail with John McCain John McCain: Greetings America! It's been difficult securing the Republican nomination without promising to torture Muslims or load Mexicans into cattle cars. But we've got a plan... We're targeting two key constituencies: grumpy World War II vets and women with mullets! The Straight Talk Express will lure them out like kids to an ice cream truck with our new campaign anthem. BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB IRAN To the tune of "Barbara Ann" Then my secret weapon, Joe Lieberman, will deliver a rousing speech. Joe Lieberman: Blah blah bipartisan blah blah good friends. Decrepit monotone Joe Lieberman: Hey, why is everybody sleeping? John McCain: They're meditating on victory, Joe!