Matt Bors for January 09, 2008
January 07, 2008
January 11, 2008
Transcript:
This week on...MEET SOME CANDIDATE Candid answers to crucial questions! Interviewer: If you become president will you strike Iran if - Candidate: I don't answer hypotheticals. Interviewer: Really? Will you wear clothes if elected or govern nude? Candidate: Wouldn't be right to speculate. Interviewer: Will you take regular showers? Get a sex change? Convert to West Haitian voodoo? Candidate: My advisors will present me with all the options and I'll make an informed decision when the time is right. Interviewer: So there will be advisors? Candidate: I've already said too much.
