Matt Bors for February 06, 2008

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Barack Obama's soaring rhetoric can be hard to follow. Barack Obama: Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house of hope we go. But it was crucial in securing the endorsement of a key family - THE CARE BEARS. Care Bear: We share Obama's desire to end PARTISAN BICKERING! Like Obama, the lovable teddies want to move beyond the politics of old when arguments hurt people's feelings. Pundit: It's also a nod to the nostalgia-obsessed college youth Obama relies on for votes. They'll have an important role to play in bringing anti-hope Republicans on board with progressive legislation without being MEAN. Care Bear: OBAMA STARE! Politician: Must resist...Cheer Bear's...lobbying love ray.