Matt Bors for March 10, 2008

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Study: 14 Out of 15 Black Men Remain Free From Prison Despite generations of an oppressive discriminatory justice system, most black men have yet to be incarcerated. News Anchor: These kinds of numbers should give the media pause. Have we done enough to DEMONIZE black men? DANGER! It's a sobering statistic for the many Americans suffering from acute AFRI-PHOBIA. Woman: I don't feel safe with so many on the loose! THOSE PEOPLE are always up to no good. Has no problem with "the good ones." Inner city police departments say the high freedom rates are due to lack of resources, NOT their enthusiasm to make arrests. Police Officer: Three words: PIGMENT RADAR GUNS. We have the technology, we only need the political will! Lawmakers have promised to draft bills far more Draconian than needed to win their reelection campaigns. Candidate: You know how public defenders aren't smashed 24/7 on moonshine? My bill solves that. NEXT Illegal immigrants: half as dark, twice as deadly!