Matt Bors for March 24, 2008
And now a message from... The Trinity United Veterans for TRUTH It turns out Barack Obama is NOT a top-secret Muslim, but a CHRISTIAN... Barack Obama: I follow Jesus Christ! SERIOUSLY! At a RADICAL black church with a secret black agenda! Man: Behind Trinity United's closed doors, every negative stereotype of black people is proudly celebrated as they plot America's takeover. All church members are angry, on welfare and lazy. The choir, a rap group made up of ex-cons, plays "God Damn America" before each sermon. Woman: They teach that HIV, crack and VH1's FLAVOR OF LOVE were all created by white devils. A white guy came in once asking for directions... Man: We ate him. I saw Obama sitting in the pews, nodding in approval. NEXT: is Jesus H. Christ's middle name "Hussein?"
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