Matt Bors for May 09, 2008

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A group in San Francisco is pushing a ballot initiative to rename their sewage plant after George W. Bush. Drop Logs Not Bombs Man: We've got to clean up HIS mess. He can symbolically clean up OURS! FLUSH! See PresidentialMemorial.Org But a fully functioning fecal factory would be too honorable. It must be a spectacular failure, staffed by children and the criminally insane. Man: #@! Woman: A four-year-old oversees the main vat o'poo. After years of neglect, cost overruns and privatization it would collapse, flooding the Castro District with a stinky payload. Man: Must this man ruin all that is good and gay in this country?! Democrats would be forced to sit on their butts all day taking craps while the plant was converted into a torture camp. Soldier: Sewage water boarding ALWAYS gets 'em talking!