Matt Bors for June 16, 2008
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When Barack and Michelle Obama recently met on stage, they displayed their affection with an unconventional greeting: ESKIMO NOSE DAP. BONK! A combination of the black fist pound and Inuit nose smooching, the media hailed it as a transcendent moment in American salutations. The NOSE HOUR with Jim Lehrer Jim: IT'S STREET! IT'S HIP! I bump nostrils with all my black homies now and they don't laugh at me! FOX NEWS questioned the true origin of the ethnic greeting ritual. News Anchor: Loving proboscis poke or TERRORIST SNOUT JAB? We'll zoom in on their nose hair and UNLEASH THE EXPERTS! The exotic gesture may prove to be too much, too fast for Americans raised on traditional handshakes and backslaps. Old Man: I can't vote for no sinus slapper! SLIDE Younger Man: True dat. Gimme some skin, whiteboy.