Matt Bors for June 20, 2008

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John McCain recently admitted that he doesn't know how to use a COMPUTER. John McCain: The most complex device I've mastered is the flush toilet. PULL! Al Qaeda is a worldwide network of hi-tech Jihadists and the "experience" candidate can't follow their Flickr, Twitter and Blogger accounts. Man: Oooo...look! A backwards Muslim knows how to use the magic future book... SCARY! Cave Sweet Cave But McCain's embarrassing retro existence could turn out to be a hit with Obama's 18-to 24-year-old base. Woman: He's got a KILLER vinyl collection! MERLE HAGGARD Man: Who owns "Robocop" on VHS? NOT OBAMA! John McCain: Hipster President! Vincent Gallo as VEEP! John McCain: It's change you can IRONICALLY believe in! APPLE 2 C