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Matt Bors for June 25, 2008
June 23, 2008
June 27, 2008
Transcript:
Old Man: If the TREEHUGGERS woulda let us drill our pristine parks, we wouldn't BE in this pickle with gas prices! KICK OUR ASS TAKE OUR GAS! Woman: Well, if the church hadn't impeded science for 2,000 years, the Kyoto Protocol would have been signed by THOMAS JEFFERSON! MOTHER EARTH Man: YEAH, RIGHT! The inventor of the zero-emissions hovercraft was probably aborted - THANKS ROE V. WADE! FLYING CARS NOW! Caveman: SETTLE DOWN. If I invented the wheel any sooner you'd have run through all your resources by now and be back to the Stone Age!
