Matt Bors for June 30, 2008
June 27, 2008
July 02, 2008
Transcript:
Ralph Nader is criticizing Barack Obama for trying to "talk white." Ralph Nader: He's HALF BLACK! I require him to speak in street slang during odd numbered hours of the day. GREETINGS - Whaddup? - What's crack-a-lackin? - Yo! Nader, who is running for president on the "Codgers who are actually older than McCain" ticket, thinks he has his wrinkly finger on the pulse of black America. Woman: Fighting the scourge of white talk is our #1 issue! Man: Along with voting for someone who can't win! HOPE Is A White Word! NADER! And why doesn't Obama spend more time with poor African-Americans? Nader wants an answer. Ralph Nader: Where am I between my courageous bids for president? CHILLIN' IN THE PROJECTS! If Barack doesn't blacken up, his vast donor base could move to the more Afro-centric Nader campaign. NADER '08 Man: We don't need a lot of cash. Our campaign is run on condescending smugness. Ralph's only staffer (unpaid)
