Matt Bors for July 30, 2008
July 28, 2008
August 01, 2008
Transcript:
Soon, all human interaction will take place through social networking sites - including government diplomacy. Barack Obama: America used to have HUNDREDS of MySpace friends! Bush has left us with TOM and some chick we barely knew in high school. Finally our interactions will be as infantile as our discussions about them. Angry Man: Obama would approve the friend request of DICTATORS like Mamoud Muslimajad! Body Type: 5' 7"/ Average Status: Married Zodiac: Leo Barack's MySpace policy will use the carrot and stick approach. Barack Obama: If Iran doesn't respond to my e-mails... I'll put an annoying glitter graphic in their comments. HOPE McCain...he would just be embarrassing. John McCain: Hey, Sweden's new ambassador is HOT! Aid: That's SPAM, sir. John McCain: Spam? NEXT: Will Israel Google bomb Iran's server?
