Matt Bors for August 06, 2008
August 04, 2008
August 08, 2008
Transcript:
When Islamofacists attacked on 9/11, freedom lovers demanded SWIFT JUSTICE. Man: Catch the guy who drives the guy who leads the group that did this! NEVER FORGET A short seven years later, the victims are being avenged. Salim Hamdan is now on trial at Gitmo for being Osama Bin Laden's driver. Mr. Hamdan's offenses are not enumerated anywhere, but appear to include checking the oil and the tire pressure. NY TIMES 7-26-08 It's part of a plan to destroy Bin Laden's vast network of enablers: drivers, wives, landlords and those who feed him. Soldier: You sold him tasty, life-sustaining PANINIS! Man: No! PANINI CENTRAL After we capture his tailor, Osama will be naked, starving and unable to drive to a 7/11 for cheap grub. This is how the War On Terror ends, not with a bomb, but a Osama: whimper
