Matt Bors for August 20, 2008

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Matt Bors: HI! I'm Dr. Matt Bors and I'd like to tell you about my NEW scholarly expose of John McCain... Matthew P. Bors, PHD. McCain Nation The True Tale of A Radically Unhinged Geezer My research details McCain's EXTENSIVE TIES to Communism, beginning with a 5 1/2 year vacation with North Vietnamese officials during wartime. ANOTHER BOMBSHELL: John always conceals his underwear beneath his clothes. I say he's covering up his ADULT DIAPER FETISH! It's all backed by my extensive source material, which includes my blog, my imagination and overheard chatter. Woman: His adult diaper fetish! Matt Bors: Now all I need is some rich liberal to BULK BUY 100,000 copies and rocket me to the top of the bestseller list! Larry King, HERE I COME!