Matt Bors for February 02, 2009
January 28, 2009
February 04, 2009
Transcript:
There Will Be Sod $200 million for resodding the national mall was axed from the stimulus package after the GOP rediscovered frugality. Man: I could get a crew of illegals to do it for a case of beer! Bad move. Lawn care is a source of national pride - its importance is not subject to debate or monetary concerns. Man: FINE. Take back the house...just let me keep the LAWN... Man #2: Whoa A massive $4 trillion sod spending spree would create 12 million new jobs and end Great Depression part II. Barack Obama: For left us bridges and dams. I'm leaving beautifully manicured landscapes. Of course, some of the yardwork will be designed to bring Republicans on board. Barack Obama: We're going to turn Delaware into a GIANT GOLF COURSE. Friends?
