Matt Bors for June 01, 2009

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Sonia Sotomayor may become the first Latina Supreme Court justice, but the big news is she'd be the first with TYPE 1 DIABETES! President Barack Obama: She will bring a fresh perspective to cases against syrupy soft drink conglomerates. Conservatives say she'll be emotional and prone to bouts of lightheadedness. HARD BALLZ Man: A rational white male with type 2 should have got this job! The DDF (Diabetic Defenders of the Fetus) has already launched a multi-million dollar smear campaign. Woman: "Insulin shot" is a liberal code word for "Time to kill the unborn!" SLAUGHTER! These people aren't racist and sexist - they're DIABETES-IST! Man: No. No. I have diabetic friends! I swear! NEXT: Sotomayor's shoe size. Good or bad for abortion?