Matt Bors for June 15, 2009
Obama's Date Nights Hurt America! He's been taking the wife out for romantic evenings while Joe Taxpayer gets stuck with the bill! Organic arugula Every fancy French entree they eat is 1/3.058th of a shiny new missile. Missile: Think of the children...I could be bombing. America could come under attack by neo-Nazis while the president is dilly-dallying on Broadway. The Pet Goat The Musical GOP Dating Tips Newt Gingrich: Save your money. I'm on my third wife and have yet to splurge on dinner. Man: If you know the secret code word, a lobbyist will set you up on a date with a nice young woman. Or man.
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