Matt Bors for June 15, 2009
June 10, 2009
June 17, 2009
Transcript:
Obama's Date Nights Hurt America! He's been taking the wife out for romantic evenings while Joe Taxpayer gets stuck with the bill! Organic arugula Every fancy French entree they eat is 1/3.058th of a shiny new missile. Missile: Think of the children...I could be bombing. America could come under attack by neo-Nazis while the president is dilly-dallying on Broadway. The Pet Goat The Musical GOP Dating Tips Newt Gingrich: Save your money. I'm on my third wife and have yet to splurge on dinner. Man: If you know the secret code word, a lobbyist will set you up on a date with a nice young woman. Or man.
