Matt Bors for September 25, 2009

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Hamid Karzai stole the Afghan election with hundreds of fake polling sites. Now the U.N. may force him into a do-over. But corrupt politicians aren't the only ones getting second chances. ALL thieves and cheaters will be covered under the... U.N. MULLIGAN PROGRAM! Plagiarize your master's thesis? WIKI Me Likey John Hughes Please turn in a new one. Caught cheating at poker? Let's play that hand again! Rob a bank? A U.N. MULLIGAN OFFICIAL will drive you back to the scene for a chance to complete a LEGAL transaction! Thief: Everyone chill. I'm ONLY checking my balance. U.N. To Forgive And Forget (To Punish)