Matt Bors for November 11, 2009
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Transcript:
AMERICAN MASSACRE COMIX Refer to after every tragic shooting spree to determine your FREAK OUT LEVEL! News Anchor: Today, yet another gun rampage has rocked America - the worst one yet. MAYHEM News Anchor: Details are coming in on the shooter. He's a ___________. Choose One: A) Muslim B) Depressed Goth Boy C) Pro-Life Militia Nut A) News Anchor: Western civilization itself is under attack from these RADICALS! THREAT LEVEL: RED CRESCENT B) News Anchor: Our immoral culture is destroying our children's minds! THREAT LEVEL: BLACK FINGERNAILS C) A lone nut. What can you co? THREAT LEVEL: MEH MAUVE
