Matt Bors for July 21, 2010
July 19, 2010
July 26, 2010
Transcript:
Conservatives have discovered the true source of the unemployment crisis: Conservative Man: LAZINESS. Peoples simply DON'T WANT to work! single moms disabled vets laid off It comes from unemployment benefits, which sap the CAN-DO spirit out of the poor. Woman: Think I'll become a drug addict today! Joe Taxpayer The longer the louts are on the dole, the higher their risk of suicide. Conservative Man: Which proves my point! They're so lazy they don't want to BREATHE! End the handouts. Desperate people are MOTIVATED PEOPLE! Homeless Man: I DID IT! I invented a better mouse trap! Woman #2: Oh good. Now we can eat dinner.
