Matt Bors for November 22, 2010

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I believe it was Ben Franklin who said: Benjamin Franklin: Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve a good pat-down. He would have been great at airport security, like NED BLIPPLE, TSA's employee of the month. Eyeballin' your junk Ned's an innovator. Combining the search for undergarment TERROR with screening for BREAST CANCER. Checking for lumps... and bra bombs! If you want to catch a flight in Terminal C at Chicago O'Hare, you have to get to second base with Ned. Ned: Don't worry, ma'am. I'm a massage school drop out. Saving lives from America's greatest foes. That's Ned. Ned: Two birds with one grope!