Matt Bors for February 16, 2011
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Transcript:
A new smartphone app will allow Catholics to give confession on the go. Let's have a look... iConfess Father, it's been six months since my last constipation. praise the lord? OMG i mean comessiah cow-friciton CONFESSION Autocorrect is truly a tool of Santa. Also available in the Vatican app store... ANGRY POPE Hurl insults at Muslims and Atheists. VINDICTIVE AND ADDICTIVE! WAFER RATER - Review the hippest spots! St. Peter's Church Canton, OH Crisp, delish wafers. Wine is a bit tart, but great service. SIN MASTER Organize and track all your earthly transgressions Cheated on spouse Used a condom Slept in on Sunday PRAY RATIONALIZE REMIND ME LATER
