Matt Bors for June 01, 2011
May 30, 2011
June 03, 2011
Transcript:
So, God: what happened with the Rapture? This is, like, your 50th no-show. God: I know. I chickened out on killing everyone. slacker. You used to have such good follow-through on your smiting. God: I Smite! I mean, tornados and earthquakes. Are there more of them lately or am I crazy? God: It just seems like that with cable news. Pretty soon I'm going to stop believing in a vengeful deity bent on destroying all of creation in a fiery apocalypse. God: No, no. Don't give up on me. 2012. Total smite-fest. Ok? Love, God.
