Matt Bors for November 09, 2011
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Several states have introduced bills to define a fertilized egg as a "person." Zygote: That's me! Susie Thorneblum! 1425 Fallopian Ave., Mommy, USA Zygote: But now that I'm a REAL PERSON, I realize... We don't have as many legal protections as I thought. Zygote: I mean, it's not like a GIANT BUSINESS ENTITY. Zygote: So I'm starting my own. Zygote: If you want rights in this country - Life begins at incorporation. LLZ Limited Liability Zygote